these are some of the few rare lines spoken by my professor's that i would like to share with all of you. i have included the actual meaning inside the bracket so that you don't die of confusion. also it's not my responsibility if you die of laughter so tell your mom not to blame me for your death.
1. the air rotates inside the pipe.( air circulates inside the pipe)
2. we can't sure.( we can't be sure)
3. go home straight and don't circulate here and there.( don't roam around)
4. i will make you Pee on the attendance shit. (i will mark your present 'P' on the attendance sheet.)
5. i am ignoring that every lecture i give.( holy fuck only he knows what that really meant)
6. i am whatever it is. ( whats the meaning of this? don't ask me)
7. don't come here only to make 'PEE' ( don'y attend my lecture only for attendance)
8. just give me your names on a papers and i will make it 'PEE' ( give me in writing the names of all the students present and i will mark them present on the attendance sheet.)
9. FREQUENTLY i don't like to tell you all this again and again. ( don't make me repeat myself everytime)
10. i am doing hitlist (i am making a hitlist)
11. is it really sense? (does it make sense?)
12. we are pending a lot of syllabus. (there is a lot of syllabus to be covered)
13. in the morning 10 you are doing this. ( at 10 in the morning you are doing this)
14. if heart fails to whom it will get know. (how will you know if the heart fails)
15. does it rahul singh? ( he asked the class "was that rahul singh?")
* once a professor pointed towards the projector and shouted " this is one lakh rupees' ( he meant this projector costs around one lakh).
*one of the prof's drew a human body and while teaching he points out to the chest and says " we will place the electrodes on the limbs over here"
..............more to come
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