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2009-09-01T07:16:00.002+05:30

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself -

Sir Richard Francis Burton

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing

Rodney Dangerfield

Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished

Leslie Nielsen

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education

Wilson Mizner

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this

Emo Phillips

Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him

Paul Eldridge

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page

Bill Clinton

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin

Ronald Reagan

But what is the difference between literature and journalism?/ ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all

Oscar Wilde

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates

Jay Leno

I hate women because they always know where things are

James Thurber

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations

Walter Bagehot

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way

Mark Twain

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin

Oscar Wilde

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier

Pablo Picasso

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79

Adrienne E. Gusoff

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying

Woody Allen

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it

Moses Hadas

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death

Eddie Izzard

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity

Frank Leahy

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret

Laurence J. Peter

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls

M. Cartmill

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world

Peter York

Music does this to me

2008-12-28T07:28:00.007+05:30

Judgment day

It's the final time, judgment day
Make or break, no time to spare
Triumph over the quest or fade away
Just like the scum or stand straight
And stare it into the face and scream it out aloud
(Growl/scream)

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Follow my madness

There is darkness inside of me, can't see through it
As the mist of the blind covers it all
I am lost with no clear vision of what lies ahead
This hysteria is gonna make me fall

Deep into this oblivion I can't seem to find myself
For I am not the one who you think I would be
For I know who and what I am and I will retaliate
No longer will I sleep with this fear inside me

Will make you regret for your move on me
I will attack with everything I have got to end this all
This fear of me will grow into you like a tumor
Which eventually will take its toll

This poison will be the death of you
I will sink you down in your own pit of fear, rage and confusion
And will watch you lose control

Follow my madness

Olympic business!!!!!

2008-10-08T07:29:00.003+05:30

So India finally has three medals at the end of the Olympics rush that has been on since quite a few weeks. The three champs Abhinav bindra won gold in shooting (10m), Sushil kumar got a bronze for his performance in wrestling (66kg) and again Vijender won bronze too in boxing. Nice isn’t it? Well should India be proud? That is the question which I am gonna chase today to find the answer.

Now as soon as the news of India winning medal at Olympics reached the Indian soil the political parties and the cola companies started to hustle bustle to rake these guys for their party and product. These business people started seeing these mavericks as their source to rake in more votes and moolah. It is hard to survive in India if you are in the spotlight because people like these try to distract you from your actual stuff. Abhinav bindra is known to be as valuable as Mahendra singh dhoni in the race of ads. These business people have got used to riding on the success of someone else’s back. Everyone tries to get tied with you as soon as you have done something that got you famous. I ask before the Olympics or even after being their how many people knew these names? Did they care?

Winning Olympics will now prove to be a bane for them because these business people will steal them of their sleep and their actual interests. I ask what role did the government or these business sharks play in the success of these champs? It is after they won these medals is that these business people are offering them discounts and cash. India lacks in sports infrastructure, except cricket, which is the main concern. These business people instead of awarding these champs with lakhs and crores of Indian dollar should have invested in creating infrastructure for sports. I mean take for example abhinav, does he really need 4 crore (minus the endorsement deals which is yet to come) which he collected from these business people? His dad is already gifting him a Rs.400cr hotel and he already has his silver spoon. So why doesn’t these business people invest that money in infrastructure? Sania was yet another victim of this branding business to which she surrendered herself and that being the main reason for her taking an early exit in this Olympics. Now I don’t blame these champs on accepting these offers because if they don’t them they will be tagged with having ‘attitude problems’ and ‘hungry for more money’. And yes they have done it so they deserve that kind of attention and money. Everyone will now try to sell their product in the names of these champs now. I believe India can take on the world in sports because we do have enthusiastic and energetic people but we waste our talent concentrating more on a game a like cricket. Parents too are to be blamed for India winning just 3 medals because it’s also them who don’t let their wards make sports as their career option. They are more happy seeing their son/ daughter become a doctor, engg or w-e rather than a sportsman/woman. Another question which pops up is why doesn’t India outsource sports people from outside just like US? US with 39 of it’s 600 sportsmen/women foreign born is on the 2^nd spot in the race of medals in this olympics. And the funny part is the whole of its women’s table tennis team is Chinese. The US team also has an Indian Raj bhavsar, gymnast and Rajive kumar rai(shuttler) representing US. Why can’t India atleast do that?

Well all in all I hope that India wakes up to sports atleast now and these business people play their role in encouraging them and now corrupting them by throwing money at them.

I totally give credits to these champs alone because wherever they are they made it on their own despite living in a country like India.

P.S- The SAMSUNG guys helped me prove my point already by signing in ABHINAV BINDRA as their brand ambassador and also the I have seen the other two guys posing semi nude for some mag. CHEERS

all in the name of RELIGION

2008-06-11T21:24:00.005+05:30

-what is it meant for? to divide people?
-what is the main use of it? to cause cultural disharmony and then use it to against/rule the country?
-what was the caste/ religion of the gods? who has the answer to this question we need to talk.
-it is said god is one but has different names--who gave names to him?
did he choose for us to belong to different religion? did he choose to divide people in sects? did he choose for us to use religion to our advantage?
it is said that INDIA's unity lies in it's diversity of cultures. yeah right the scene of india that it is today where a MARATHI wants to kill a BHAIYYA, a MUSLIM doesn't trust a HINDU, many a times a MUSLIM is an outcast, and what not. This diversity is a strength only to attract foreign currency and nothing more.
outsiders call us INDIANS but we call ourselves-gujrati,marathi,bengali,christian,muslim,bihari yada yada
a guy isn't allowed to marry a girl just because they belong to different caste/ religion. well does loving someone is of no importance? i personally believe that religion is equated to PRIDE.
religion is the strength of india? militants use this religion as there greatest weapon against india. india can easily be split into tiny little sects. why do i have to follow the rules of a certain religion? do i live for them? am i an outcast if i don't follow the rules laid by our ancestors? well then be it i don't live for them i live for myself and i believe i can be happy without belonging to any caste system.

We live in a country called INDIA. A place inhabited by billions. A place defined by its people as an example of “unity in diversity”. How true is this? I doubt. It is true that people of diverse culture do thrive in the country but are they all united is a point to ponder about.

During my childhood, I remember one day in school we were taught about the various religions in INDIA and we were told we all belonged to some religion and that was the assignment for us, to ask our parents to which religion we belonged to. I was very excited to know my religion and so as soon as I reached home I asked my mom to what religion did we belong to. And so she proudly said ‘KSHATRIYA’ is our religion and we are called ‘THAKUR’ or also ‘RAJPUTS’ and so I came to know that day that I was basically from UTTAR PRADESH and we are ‘THAKURS’, the upper cast, and the highly respected among our tribe. And we should resist making friends with people of lower cast and be close only to people of our cast. Well it wasn’t that only my mom had instructed her ward to make friends with people of ‘our ‘cast but every mom supposedly had done the same. So next day while discussing our religion during the lunch break a faint line of separation was visible. Some of us never shared our lunch boxes again. All this for just some stupid religion we belonged to.

The point here is -

Who defines these religions anyway? Some say the so called ‘forefathers’. Well I ask who gave them the right to do so? And why do we have to follow? Take the school as mini-INDIA. So before our exposure to the so called religions we were all united but as soon as we were injected with the RELIGION crap in our brain there was a line dividing almost all of us that was visible. So why can’t we live together thinking that our minds are diluted with the fundas of RELIGION. What does religion has to do with the way we live our life anyway?

But then again there is a threat that if we do anything that is not allowed by ‘our’ sect of people we will be termed as out casts.

for my own happiness i am blind to all this fundas of religion, cast, god and anything else that is there.
RELIGION-what's that?

early arrangements.(a post by a friend)

2008-05-31T00:43:00.005+05:30

ah?
an indian mother. an indian daughter. what can be better than to see them together.
if you happen to see one, eavesdrop on their conversation 'cause even i would.
it's wonderful, funny, depressing and full of, what to say, confusion?

what some people call gyan, or knowledge, to me is a bunch of early arrangements.
that guy, this and that.

yet it continues. it's the everyday conversation. education. marriage. children. death?

hm. i do not consider india as one whole country. it an overpopulated piece of land, where each and every state has it's culture. what does that have to do with anything? what does that mean?
that means you being of one state may not marry of the other. that is like marrying another ethnic group. they might be brown but, only the brown see the difference.

can the maharashtrian marry the keralite? the bombay boy with the malayalee?
no no no! no such nonsense is allowed!

che che che!

conversation maybe? if you happened to have not overhear one
mother: what can i do for you to forget him? stop talking to him?
daughter: [[silence]]
mother: you cant keep on talking to him. if he was malayalee...
daughter: if he was malayalee it would've made a difference?
mother: well, an educated one.
daughter: he's indian. indians are so complex. let it be. leave me be.
mother: i cant. you know if you go with him, you will never see me again.
daughter: [[silence]]
mother: what about that boy? remember? your friend? he's educated and all. he's very nice.

in this case the him/he or whatever is NOT malayalee and that's the big deal. he's indian but not malayalee. he might be a retard but, he's not a stuck up malayalee. the boy at the end happens to be someone who came to her mind and would be okay with her if the daughter did anything with the boy. good.

what is it? india is going to be one of the biggest countries in 10 years? okay.

neat!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-05-15T21:58:00.002+05:30

Free to decide

The Cranberries

It's not worth anything more than this at all
I live as I choose or I will not live at all

So return to where you've come from
Return to where you dwell
Because harassment's not my forte
But you do it very well

I'm free to decide, I'm free to decide
And I'm not so suicidal after all
I'm free to decide, I'm free To decide
And I'm not so suicidal after all
at all, at all

You must have nothing more with your time to do
There's a war in Russia and Sarejevo, too

So to hell with what you're thinking
And to hell with your narrow mind
You're so distracted from the real thing
You should leave your life behind (behind)

I'm free to decide, I'm free to decide
And I'm not so suicidal after all
I'm free to decide, I'm free to decide
And I'm not so suicidal after all (at all, at all)

I'm free to decide, I'm free to decide
And I'm not so suicidal after all (at all, at all)

At all, at all, at all

so i am free to decide and so are you. no one else has the right to do it for you and you shouldn't let anybody else do it.

voices that scream inside of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-03-22T22:38:00.003+05:30

A soul in tension thats learning to fly
Condition grounded but determined to try
Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so
absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
Until they become conscious they will never rebel,
and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.

i am so high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2008-03-09T23:53:00.004+05:30

It's dark in here
Am losing control over myself?
The drums are playing
Guitar strings going trrrrrrrrnnnngggggg
Music goes bang into my head
The soul is headbanging
I feel so elated
Am I mad? Am I insane? Am I?
Do I care? Celebrate life, celebrate the madness
Let it scare the people around
Let it out, let it loose, let's dance
Just you and me in our own way
Let our bodies thrash into each other
Let's have some wine
Let's get so high that we can fall
Into our dreams and never wake up to reality

I am still here in darkness

my professor's speak(unfortunately)------

2008-02-23T22:37:00.007+05:30

these are some of the few rare lines spoken by my professor's that i would like to share with all of you. i have included the actual meaning inside the bracket so that you don't die of confusion. also it's not my responsibility if you die of laughter so tell your mom not to blame me for your death.

1. the air rotates inside the pipe.( air circulates inside the pipe)

2. we can't sure.( we can't be sure)

3. go home straight and don't circulate here and there.( don't roam around)

4. i will make you Pee on the attendance shit. (i will mark your present 'P' on the attendance sheet.)

5. i am ignoring that every lecture i give.( holy fuck only he knows what that really meant)

6. i am whatever it is. ( whats the meaning of this? don't ask me)

7. don't come here only to make 'PEE' ( don'y attend my lecture only for attendance)

8. just give me your names on a papers and i will make it 'PEE' ( give me in writing the names of all the students present and i will mark them present on the attendance sheet.)

9. FREQUENTLY i don't like to tell you all this again and again. ( don't make me repeat myself everytime)

10. i am doing hitlist (i am making a hitlist)

11. is it really sense? (does it make sense?)

12. we are pending a lot of syllabus. (there is a lot of syllabus to be covered)

13. in the morning 10 you are doing this. ( at 10 in the morning you are doing this)

14. if heart fails to whom it will get know. (how will you know if the heart fails)

15. does it rahul singh? ( he asked the class "was that rahul singh?")

* once a professor pointed towards the projector and shouted " this is one lakh rupees' ( he meant this projector costs around one lakh).

*one of the prof's drew a human body and while teaching he points out to the chest and says " we will place the electrodes on the limbs over here"

..............more to come

GLOBAL WARMING-NEED OF THE HOUR

2008-02-23T22:32:00.005+05:30

As we are witnessing from the past few passing years, the impact of global warming is very much visible and should not and cannot be ignored.

Take a few minutes out of your busy schedule just to think about-

Why did 26 July took place?

Why was winter was so chilly this time?

Why is the summer so humid that it almost burns the skin?

These are just a few points to ponder about and few questions that our mind tends to ignore.

Global warming- let's take initiative to deal with it.

I am going to put a few of my ideas that I practice and can be implemented on an individual level.

I know after reading this a curious mind may comment that this is such a minuscule effort

but at least I will be satisfied that I did do something on my own rather than blaming the

organization and dreaming for that helping hand to take us out of shit we are currently living in.

1. Litter bag.

Littering is one of our main problems. We always tend to throw waste on the roads or in gutters etc. instead what we can do is

carry it with us to the nearest dustbin or home and then discard it.

I being a college student have to carry a college bag with me so I use one of the columns in my bag as the litter section.

Whenever I generate any waste either dry or wet I put it in the litter section of my bag and then discard it later. I also carry a small carry bag to put wet stuff in it so that it doesn't spoil my bag. It doesn't take too much of effort does it?

2. Shopping bag nuisance.

Whenever we go shopping to the market we always ask the shopkeeper for a carry bag to carry the stuff into.

The bhajiwala packs your vegetables in a polythene bag and we happily are on our way home. Later we discard that polythene bag and it ends up on the streets or choking that gutter which is most needed at times of flood.

If I ever am asked to go shopping I make it a point to carry my own cloth bag.

3. Utilize that paper.

Bored? Scribble on the paper. Nice, but don't throw it away use it the next time you want to do some rough work. Utilize every corner of that paper.

4. Use buckets.

While bathing or any other activity that you are smart enough to guess, always use the bucket instead of using shower or sitting under running tap.

This way you can save lot of usable water.

*I also tend to skip bathing some times hehe, doing enough ain't I?

5. Electricity.

It's simple. Switch off the appliances you aren't using.

6. Educate and enlighten the children in your vicinity about how earth won't be as beautiful as it is now if we don't make our moves towards preserving it's beauty now.
(since children are the smartest beings left amongst us)

7. Plant samplings in your balcony or your apartment. They increase the show of the house, they don't bite and yeah, can save your earth.

8. Children copy us elders. They believe in us to show them the way. So give them a positive example always.

9. Encourage use of recycled paper wherever possible. They do look good.

10. Discuss, Innovate, Implement.

Discuss with everyone you know about how do they plan to save or contribute to a better earth.

11. Encourage the use of cycle.

12. During festivals too we often create a lot of unwanted waste. Be wise and think otherwise.

If you can then communicate with the dean of your college about the idea of placing dustbins throughout the college and also outside it. My college never had it.

Also placing dustbins in the vicinity of your society is a good idea.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QcsUJJurk

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The adventures of me and CHAMPOO

2007-12-23T19:20:00.001+05:30

Hi to all who are new to my concept of CHAMPOO, my saviour in the time of total mental breakdown due to atrocious attacks on my sense of ounderstanding. So if you are lifeless and also annoy me then you are bound to meet my friend CHAMPOO and believe me on this- YOU WILL LOVE HIM.

Scene 1.
Scene is that me and my mom were in the middle of some heated and healthy discussion. Suddenly mom foresaw her defeat at it and so tried to turn the debate and picked out a topic out of nowhere and which wasn’t in anyway even related to the ongoing discussion. Wow that was precarious, arbitary and kinda foolish. Well if she can do random crazy stuff why can’t I?
So it was time mom finally met CHAMPOO who is a bigger and stronger superhero than superman himself. He can save miserable lives.

Mom: so vini you see that day uncle had to go and……blah blah blah blah and it continues.(me staring into the oblivion).

Vini: mom have you met my friend CHAMPOO?

Mom: who is he? I don’t care. So as I was saying…..

Vini: mom look there he is in that corner. Hi CHAMPOO. Mom say hi to CHAMPOO.

Mom: uhhhh, where? (and mom tries to continue.)

Vini: mom now come on don’t be rude to him. Say hi.

Mom looks in some direction and says hi to the air and again….

Mom: so as I wa………..

Vini: mom he is smiling at you. Smile back at him.

Mom turns to look who is there but could see no one. Looks back at me in amusement and confused and tries to continue again.

Vini: come on mom can’t you just give him a smile he will be happy if you did.

Mom looks behind her again and tries to smile but in frustration asks…..

Mom: KAHAN HAI? KAUN HAI? MUJHE KYU NAHI DIKH RAHA.?

lol. I almost died laughing.

Scene 2:

Introduction:
Name: Aditya jog

Aditya my friend who is known to kill your brain with his unique attention grabbing techniques(fails miserably though).

Me and him walking down the road(only that asshole knows why I was walking with him cause even I don’t know)

Aj: you know paper is going to be very easy but checking is going to be hard.

(there he goes again)

Suddenly a chick passes by(time for some aj gyan to hit me hard)

Aj : she must be in some hurry that’s why she just smiled but didn’t talk.
(I was stunned by this statement of his cause the smile he was taling about was imaginary for me)

Vin : oh yeah she did. Good friend of yours?

Aj : yeah very we share a close relation. Poor thing has gone through many trouble.(time for aj to make up some story of his)

Vin : oh that’s bad man. So what’s her name? where does she stay what does she do?

*He is too good at making up things. You would know if you had an encounter with him.

Aj : oh she is divya. Stays near the laxmibai school. My friend is dating her his name is pranav he is doing engineering from R.A.I.T and is in last year and he is a champ in………………

Uh oh time for CHAMPOO to save me from total doom of my senses.

Vin : hey have you met my friend CHAMPOO? He is a great fan of yours.

Aj: (smiles. Nah blushes) haan kya. yeah I now I have many friends but don’t remember their faces. Kitno ka yaad rakhu. I only am interested in girls (He actually winked at me after saying that)

Damn aj is about to explode only CHAMPOO can save me now

Vin : oh nah you have never met him though he is always around since you know he is your fan. Anyway there is CHAMPOO( I point in some direction and aj turns towards it). Hey CHAMPOO hi he is aditya and this is CHAMPOO.

Aj: (confused look) heheh mazak kar raha hai kya?

Vin : dude I know he looks ugly but yaar uske muh pe to mat bol he will feel bad na.
How will you feel if I said that you are a born loser?

(and one more thing aj is excellent in English which is alien to us and our English is alien to him so obviously he din’t understand that I called him a loser cause he thinks a loser is someone who has some stuff of his.)

Aj : oh sorry I din’t mean to hurt him. It’s just that I can’t see him bahar toh aane bol.

Vin : dude he is standing right there in front of you. Come on man I din’t think u were that rude to people who like you. Just because you don’t like him you can’t be rude. Atleast chal say hi to him and a few talks and he will leave.

Aj :(looks somewhere) hi can you come outside please cause I can’t see you.

Vin : dude chod jane de you are a chutiya in meeting people I should have never introduced him to you. Bechara.

Aj : (almost losing it) acha chal thik hai HAI. KAISA HAI. NICE TO MEET YOU. Vini where is he yaar bata na I seriously can’t see him cause bahot andhera hai yahan.

Lol died again laughing.

P.S: aj’s English here was altered so that you can understand what he was trying to say.

Scene 3:

Mom and me are in the kitchen having a general talk about how my grandma, i.e her mother-in-law met with that accident and has to undergo an operation soon. Now mom has to give her beloved mom-in-law a visit everyday cause we are the closest ones to them. This responsibility would have shifted to dad if only he was in the country. Me and bro are busy with our stuff so the only option left are sis and her. Suddenly some weird idea struck her and she tries to push it off on me saying that I should be responsible enough for the family’s wellbeing and all the usual crap she could remember from the daily soap she has been following since the eternity.

Mom : vin so its bad that your grandma is weak and can’t move on her own and so needs someone to take care of her. Well when is your next exam?

Vin : about 3 days. Why?

Mom : I was thinking you are old enough to be responsible for your family so ummmmm today you go to her and help her out with her needs.

*my head almost blew hearing that
Vin :(trying endlessly and helplessly to shrug off the new assigned mission) mom I have my exams up and this is my last sem and so I can’t take the risk of being unprepared and yeah she is a female so there may arise conditions when I will be of no use so it’s better you only go.

Mom : (she ain’t budging today) nah vini she won’t have female needs except going to the loo now and then so what you need to do is take her to the loo and stand outside and when she done all you have to do is take her back to her bed and besides you can also take your books with you in case you want to study so hard.

Vin :( damn that was a good attack by captain mom. Will have to come up with something) mom that way I won’t be able to concentrate on my studies and there will be visitors too so I will be distracted all the time you know serving and all.
(yeah mom now beat that *grins. But as I said mom wasn’t in the mood she won’t give up easy)

Mom : a good student can study even in the darkest night and in the most noisiest situations. How do you think the GAREEB ke bache study?

(I seriously don’t know where did that come from. But anyway I guess it’s time for the stupendous CHAMPOO to appear once again and show his might.)

Vin : (pointing towards the ceiling fan) mom look up there.
Mom :(puzzled) where?

Vin : look who is hanging from the fan.

Mom : (staring somewhere) must be a spider or a lizard. Will go away don’t be scared. Like you were scared anyway. Huh.

Vin: no mom it’s CHAMPOO.

Mom : vin not again. Don’t try to run away from your responsibilities. You are going and that’s final.

Vin: mom he had a pear in his hand. I wonder did he get that from.

Mom : vin enough.

Vin : no mom seriously until now I used to think the people making t.v. serials related to some imaginary image being friend of a kid and helping him in trouble and all was just some stupid idea of a worthless man but now I realize that it actually is true and there is someone who helps people in need.

Mom :( now almost on the verge of losing it) vin I don’t want to listen to your mindless crap and go get ready. It’s your responsibility and you should take it. Someday we will be gone then who will help you?

Vin : mom he has befriended Lizzy Mc guire, the lizard. Do you think he likes her? I don’t think he can do anything even if he does cause he is a guy and she is a lizard.

Mom : vin shut up and go away. If you don’t get good marks this time then I will show you how your CHAMPOO and that lizard talk.

(expression on my face at this moment was simply BLANK. Cause I didn’t understand what mom just said. Anyway I am free of my so called RESPONSIBILITY. Thank you again CHAMPOO)
*smiles*

Scene 4:

Bro and me were having just some usual fist fights for fun and i jumped on him from the window. He got hit on his jaw and now enough of fun cause he has lost it so it's time for his being elder and me being a stick to take over his senses and give me some verbal firing.

well this time as he was continuing i had just about introduced him to CHAMPOO when mom overhearing us suddenly jumped in and saved him saying
'MAT SUN NA USKA WO PAGAL HAI, KUCH BHI BOLTA HAI, KOI CHAMPOO NAHI HAI KAHI BHI, KABHI NAHI THA MUJHE PATA HAI, WO SACHI PAGAL HO GAYA HAI AAJKAL.'

*shit you should have seen her face. it turned red and she was saying just any random stuff arising in her brain. lol

diary of an insane mind

2007-10-30T20:14:00.002+05:30

* my professor once said- go home straight don't CIRCULATE here and there.

I obeyed.

* I have been an asshole to many in the past,they never appreciated it.

* psychiatrists translate madness to frustration.
people say the boy has lost control.

I translate madness to life, psychiatrists to fools and people to damn entertaining fools.

* you say there is morrison inside of me.

i say there is morrison inside everyone of us, we are just afraid that he might just just dope and die.

* my shorts smell of sperm,those whose doesn't are girls.

* Lets plug a bomb of insanity in everyone's sanity.

From dawn to dusk

2007-09-23T19:42:00.000+05:30

damn u rabbit........
Woke up at 8 by the sound of silence. Heading toward the loo to pick up my toothbrush,but fate had to play the other way,MY PC stands firm in the way so couldnt resist bringing it to life and yeah the day started and ended with me just staring at the screen screwing up my precious lil time i have to prepare for the term exam.wow
\m/